Soft hair cryptanalysis

 Armed with such a function,   you can get a quantum computer to create a secret state as follows: First, you ask the computer to build a superposition of all the possible inputs to the function (this might sound complicated for the computer to carry out, but it’s actually easy). Then, you tell the computer to apply the function to this giant superposition, creating a new state that is a superposition of all the possible outputs of the function. The input and output superpositions will be entangled, which means that a measurement on one of them will instantly affect the other.

https://arxiv.org/abs/1601.00921

Im a soft hair wigwam - I'm a blowtortch Teepee!

Relax. Youre a quantum computer.

The former metaphor of wave function collapse

 Meet the former metaphor of Networking black holes .  WFC. NBH

The analogy of a black hole as a "trapdoor" is accurate in that anything that enters the event horizon, the point of no return,, it's drawn into the black hole's singularity

• Quantum Effects Near the Event Horizon:

  Hawking radiation arises from the quantum mechanical nature of space-time near the event horizon. 
• Virtual Particle Pairs:

  In this region, virtual particle-antiparticle pairs can appear spontaneously. If one of these pairs falls into the black hole while the other escapes, it can be interpreted as radiation emitted by the black hole

Using classical cryptography in the quantum realm for shits and giggles

 The impossible black hole as PKI we do right away.  The beaming through miracles take slightly longer

https://www.quantamagazine.org/graduate-student-solves-quantum-verification-problem-20181008/

Vazirani proposed instead the possibility of using “post-quantum” cryptography — that is, cryptography that researchers believe is beyond the capability of even a quantum computer to break, although they don’t know for sure. (Methods such as the RSA algorithm that are used to encrypt things like online transactions are not post-quantum — a large quantum computer could break them, because their security depends on the hardness of factoring large numbers.)

In 2016, while working on a different problem, Mahadev and Vazirani made an advance that would later prove crucial. In collaboration with Paul Christiano(opens a new tab), a computer scientist now at OpenAI, a company in San Francisco, they developed a way to use cryptography to get a quantum computer to build what we’ll call a “secret state” — one whose description is known to the classical verifier, but not to the quantum computer itself.

Grand Central Milky Way

 It's possible our central supermassive black hole will become a key transport hub for intergalactic commerce.  This is due to such powerful slingshot trajectories made possible by its intense gravity.  More advanced civilizations have probably already taken advantage of this and built Traitor, sorry, TRANTOR type planets near there.

This factor means this grand Central station is probably ALSO going to help us explore Andromeda and the large Magellanic.  Also provide a useful random number generator. Beyond is anything.

World liberty Kong vs T-Rex USG

 The lady chooses Kong

https://news.bitcoin.com/us-senator-blasts-fed-for-fake-crypto-reforms-and-lip-service-stunts/

I think we saw this movie with Nosferatu

Blackhole cryptomining potential

 The supermassive black hole at the heart of our galaxy is already a prime target for scientific research.  One of the earliest interstellar flights will almost certainly go towards it.  One drawback for space travel is our genome. But it's safe to assume we'll have synthetic substitutes quite soon after the singularity.

The thought of physical humans colonizing Mars is already becoming a bad joke.

This universe belongs to the cyborg.  Hail Zolgo!

AI agents are now predicted to take over completely

 But there's still one really easy way to avoid most of the most powerful of them.

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