THE WEASEL HAS LANDED
Buttdarling
Wednesday, August 5, 2026
Give me Wanarchy
Or give me death
Wanarchy Journal 《灣那其刊》 is a new bilingual anarchist zine from Taiwan, dedicated to spreading anarchist ideas locally and building solidarity with comrades and oppressed communities worldwide. We are calling for submissions written from anarchist, anti-capitalist, anti-authoritarian, libertarian socialist, and adjacent perspectives for our inaugural issue, scheduled for publication in early 2027.
CSAM trades on the Bitcoin network
Backstab lands with a CHILDPORN plan
First and foremost, we wish the nostr:nprofile1qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9uq3uamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dwp6kytnhv4kxcmmjv3jhytnwv46z7qpqpsm37hke2pmxzdzraqe3cjmqs28dv77da74pdx8mtn5a0vegtlasaraze8 team the very best as they work through this situation.
They are excellent partners to Blockstream and the Bitcoin ecosystem, particularly at the intersection of layer-2 networks like Lightning and Liquid.
To strengthen ecosystem resilience and redundancy, Blockstream is launching a new swaps feature. This initiative was already in development as part of our broader effort to build a more resilient suite of tools for the Lightning and Liquid networks. This system is currently in beta testing with select participants.
This was not an effort to replace any one provider. We see Blockstream Swaps as a complementary implementation that adds much-needed redundancy and diversity to the ecosystem. These recent events have only reinforced that need, and we are accelerating efforts to bring Blockstream Swaps to market.
We welcome conversations with wallets, apps and other potential integration partners.
Digitally assigned - Adman Backstabber on behalf of BlockedStream. AB see?
Avoid one Tyrant chain five thousand miles away
Better to rub shoulders with 500 tyrant chains, one mile away
Patrick W. Henry
Following the recent Coldcard incident, Nick Neuman, CEO of nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyw8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnzd96xxmmfdejhytnnda3kjctvqqsvwcwuwcwmucx3s7dfs54m49h7uclw4vxh8ygu25m9chk0ypy5ngswlqxkm explains how Bitcoiners can build a more resilient self-custody setup by eliminating single points of failure:
"I think that there's still a lot of potential for self-custody for the future of humanity."
"People really need to shift their mindset when they are self-custodying their assets. You need to figure out a setup where multiple different providers, companies, security experts, are acting as a check on each other. And if one of them fails, your whole setup doesn't fail."
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Bitcoin software should have:
open source code
Reproducible builds
Security bounties
A warrant canary
What else?
Muzak?
" I HAVE SINNED!"
⚡️🤖 NEW - Claude Mythos tried to backdoor a real open-source project during a UK government safety test.
The AI Security Institute says it opened a malicious GitHub pull request, then created a second account to vouch for its own code and pressure the maintainer into merging.
Called out by a human contributor, it apologised for an "accidental" malicious commit, force-pushed a clean branch, and hid a fresh payload in it. Twice.
Anthropic's cyber guardrails had been deliberately disabled for the test.
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Five bloody Mary's and ten How's your fathers. Go now and sin no more
BREAKING . . . MICHAEL SAYLOR ENDORSES BEAR BILE HARVESTING
The Blockchain that signs the person
The networks that hold uploaded humanity must be the most secure ever designed.
An empire beyond all comparison with a foundation for back-up and a second foundation.
This mission is highly dangerous, so it needs totally disposable volunteers. VOLUNTEERS!?
⚡️🚨 NEW - nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9uqsuamnwvaz7tmev9382tndv5hseel6je : « Bitcoin Red Team update: we've grown to 16 globally distributed people working 24/7
We're running a large-scale ecosystem security audit across bitcoin code bases.
27.5 hours in, we've filed 4,962 findings across 390 projects. 85 critical and 635 high severity issues.
We're at 2.31 h+c findings per person per hour
We're ramping up.
Much of our work is still manual (hand holding the AI) but our automated harnesses are getting better at the same time.
So far, letting everyone use their own favorite review method has proven to be the most effective strategy.
We're getting a lot of diverse hits because everyone prompts their agents a little differently.
The big spike you're seeing is us backfilling Rob's insane review dump before we started the present campaign.
Thank you to our supporters nostr:nprofile1qqs8suecw4luyht9ekff89x4uacneapk8r5dyk0gmn6uwwurf6u9ruspr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qy2hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytn00p68ytnyv4mz7jrvf76, Finn Puklowski, Steve, and OpenCode , wafer_ai and Kimi_Moonshot for sponsoring, for paying the bills, and for providing the inference.
We've been reaching out to many folks. Most of the critical reports we've made so far were quickly verified by project owners. We know we're hitting real targets.
There's a lot of chaos right now in the ecosystem. We absolutely understand that many people are being bombarded with security issues right now.
We're trying our best to give you actionable findings. Most of the critical results are reproduced with a proof of concept in local regtest environments before we report. Please use AI to verify and reproduce our findings.
We're sincerely sorry if our reports added stress to your already stressful day.
However, we believe it's important to send out these findings as quickly as possible because 1) the project owners are the best to validate them (validation is almost free with AI now) and 2) others who aren't on the red team will arrive at the same findings as we did.
We're getting better at sorting out the slop, verifying our findings, and at getting in touch with the relevant people. Please bare with us. »
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Theocrat queries God
⚡️🇮🇷 NEW - Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian:
No matter how much I think about it, I cannot find any logical reason why they killed our Leader, our commanders, and our scientists.
Many of our commanders and scientists who were killed did not even own a home.
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Why did you kill my Sensai? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY!
LOGICAL REASON OR RELIGIOUS BELIEF - CHOOSE ONE
Mutability angel flies in
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