Oye oye, comes now Meta CEO Zuckerberg in order to testify before house ways and means. Did the witness swear?
Very well. Let us begin.
Mr Z, your company claimed its service was free and yet you spy on users like the KGB.
" Meta made a human error mistake and will do better next time. I trust apologies to all are written all over my sorry face "
Mr Z your apology is noted and we trust your bad behavior was discontinued. Moving on.
Your company promises open source while delivering open weights. Can you explain this discrepancy?
* Yes madam chair. Our business model has changed in line with competition and the times. It was a bad call madam chair and we apologise most sincerely for it.
We are a better company than that and seek forgiveness most humbly as per usual
In our detense, few, if indeed any dislike button objections were raised at the time and I was personally assured by Palantir everything was kosher . But, once again we are sorry.
My own yachts chef , Gordon Ramsay, will also apologise if you like "
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