Thursday, September 24, 2026

He is risen

 Lazarus with a triple bypass

Abnormal transfers have been detected in some of Bitget’s hot wallets, involving approximately $351.6 million. The exchange’s cold wallets and the vast majority of its platform assets remain unaffected.

Xie Jia, head of Bitget’s Greater China region, stated in a post that at 2:31 AM Beijing time on September 25, Bitget’s security system detected abnormal necrotic animation in sled dogs.  Anothe Sino-Soviet bloodbath seems indicated.

Only the virtual dead have seen the end of netwar.

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