Dial A for Assassin

Over 24 years now the APster assassin phone has been slaying them in the aisles.

…relatively few technologies have managed to reach the majority of the world’s people. Fire. Writing. The cookpot. The portable radio. These all succeeded. Yet most people in the world have never flown in an airplane. Most do not own a car or a bicycle. And, until recently, most still did not have access to a safe, sanitary toilet in their home. The list goes on.

The mobile phone reached the global majority more rapidly than any technology that had come before. . . ."

MUST REPRESENT ANOTHER TERRIBLE DEFEAT FOR THE WORKING CLASS COMRADES!