She was a blond

 The sort to make a spiritualist kick in a stained-glass window

Blond Ambition – Bookforum Magazine

Marilyn Monroe was the world's most photographed woman, and among its loneliest. To be wanted is not to be loved.  And in related news Cryptoeconomics without Assassination Markets is not cryptoanarchy and the excellent is often the enemy of the good. 

LIKE CRYPTOANARCHY  SHE WAS ALWAYS LATE. Crew members and other actors would wait around for hours, wondering when—or if—Marilyn Monroe would show up. Some days, especially toward the end of her life, she never made it to set at all.

Unlike cryptoanarchy her voice was pitched high and cutie-pie.  Everyone had to wait for Elizabeth Taylor for the real deal in audio. Now the audience is listening and the suspense is rising.  From a theatrical point of view the situation is excellent.