Putting aside all other criminal charges, hygiene and aesthetic complaints about the Donald he is universally accepted as a successful author with the book sales to prove it.
Building on the success of " The wit and wisdom of Donald Trump ", a slim collection of mostly blank pages that sold by the truckload to federal govt prospects, the Don is now reportedly working on a new epic of intellectual gourmandise . ' ME - Arsehole tasting world dictators' being the working title a W-house flack said under conditions of publicity.
Kim Jong Un - " Pleached anus. Fragrant Kimchi with a stunning Chivas aftertaste "
Nayib Bukkake - " Designer stubble. Sweet chili tang that's instantly addictive "
Vladimir Pooter - " Hairy at first but I closed my eyes. Caviar with hints of Russian tea "
Xi Jinping - " Pleached and bleached. And who doesn't like Chinese! "
Bookmarks of Teldar paper from Airforce One included in prospective purchase price.
And soon to be a major motion picture from DOGFART pictures!
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