Michael Saylor.
Btc was introduced as e-cash for the masses. Saylor has been working hard for years now to turn it into e-gold. I would call him anal retentive. But that would be an insult to arseholes. Hoarding maniacs like this are a disease vector in the body politic. And if history has taught us anything its that attempts to corner the gold - and silver - markets have not improved the world. Saylor can't have a friend in this world or they would have arranged an intervention by now.
If you want a friend in btc now you may as well buy a pussycat.
Mike Saylor?
YOU'RE DOGMEAT PAL